I Come In Peace

A stereotypical green alien wearing an obvious Groucho Marx disguise waving and saying, “Greetings fellow earthlings!”
A green alien wearing an obvious Groucho Marx disguise waving and saying, "Greetings fellow earthlings!"

Greetings and welcome to my blog/newsletter thingy! I’ve been wanting to do something like this for awhile and everything sort of just lined up perfectly to result in this: UFO Trade! 

So what’s the purpose? 

I want to write about the stock market and discuss the economy and business, while also highlighting a weekdaily options trade AKA an Unidentified Financial Opportunity.

Who are you? Why should I care about your trades?

I’m an options trader that uses my own money to trade, no one else’s. I also don’t work with any banks or institutions. I’ve been happy to do all this on my own, and I thought it might be informative for others that are trying or want to do the same thing.

How much does this cost? And what’s the catch?

In the interest of freely sharing information, everything is free! There is no paid membership, exclusive Discord chat, seminars, online courses, any of that scammy junk. Just this blog/newsletter with no pay walls. There is the option to provide a small donation of $5, but that’s not required (just appreciated!) to gain access to anything extra.

What’s with all the alien stuff?

It was just a silly idea I thought would be fun. A weird way for me to combine finance, my weird sense of humor, and the Apple Pencil I never get to use (because I never got around to learning how to draw). Plus it gives me a reason to not have to use boring stock photos or AI slop for my images.

And there’s just something funny to me about an alien wearing an obvious disguise frantically trying to claim everything else is a UFO to throw suspicion away from themself.

Anything else?

I’d like to emphasize that none of the trades I discuss should be regarded as financial advice, more of a personal journal of my daily trades that may act as a guide for learning.

Also, this blog doesn’t use AI to generate images, as anyone would be able to tell from my childlike doodles. 

Finally, I look forward to helping readers understand the daily goings-on of the stock market and hopefully learn how to trade on their own!