UFO Trade

I’ve been learning kah rah tay and I wanted to practice my new fission chop on this abnormally large atom! What could go wrong? Today I saw an opportunity for another nuclear energy company, having already closed out the CCJ trade I wrote about last week, so I decided

After my home mysteriously burned down yesterday, I was looking for a new place to live and I think I might have spotted a UFO! Please ignore the vehicle I'm piloting, flying saucers definitely aren't UFOs! It‘s just the new…uhh…Cybersaucer? Anyway… Galaxy Digital

I thought I followed the recipe for Schlumbergers correctly, but apparently you’re not supposed to use petroleum as a cooking oil. This is fine. Today I’ll be discussing another energy company as a potential UFO, but first… What’s the Word on the Street? The market is up

A wise Earthling once said, "You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo." Wait, we're talking about Rigetti? My mistake! I've been trying to trade this one for a couple days now

Superhero movies are still making big money…oh wait…Marvell not Marvel…Fine, I’ll do it myself. But first… What’s the Word on the Street? The trade war over tariffs is still on investors’ minds, but the market is up today as it seems to be shrugging it

Wait a minute…QBTS? I thought you said BTS! AKA D-Wave Quantum, is a quantum computing company and it also might be a UFO! But first… What’s the Word On the Street? The trade war is back on! It never really left, it’s just been in the backseat

Alphabet Inc. AKA Google, the search and ad behemoth may have been a UFO this whole time! But first… What’s the Word On the Street? Over the long holiday weekend the Administration made clear that letters were being sent out to all the countries that haven’t made trade

What’s The Word On the Street? Jobs, jobs, jobs! Today the much anticipated June Jobs Report came in stronger than expected. Honestly the report and the stock market reaction were both a bit of surprise. In previous months, the jobs reports have been weaker and were being revised down,